Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Everyone’s Doing the Cruise!

From The Defamer...

Everybody’s Doing The Cruise!
An operative informs us that at last night’s special preview of The Island, suited agent and studio exec-types were seen “falling to one knee and pulling in their arms and punching the ground and/or doing the two-handed arm grab with one another—all in imitation of Cruise on Oprah.”

You heard it here: Everyone’s doing the Cruise!

Engage your closest cubicle-mate in some two-handed wrestling, throw your arms in the air (pretending that you just don’t care is optional) and yelp about the intensity of your feelings for each other, jump up and down on your boss’s couch...

For actual Cruise steps and positions, see this page.


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