Monday, August 01, 2005

Atkins' Bottomline Shrinks Too Much

Yep, the company that recently had their day in the sun is now filing for bankruptcy.


Other possible headline could've included...

"Atkins Runs Out of Dough" (as seen at Fox News)

or...

"Atkins Faces Loss of Fiscal Gains"

or...

"Atkins Loses Too Much Fiscal Weight"

or...

"Atkins Loses More Than Weight"

and finally, my favorite after the one I went with...

"Atkins' Obese Losses Incite Weighty Measures"

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