Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Dr. House-isms

I love the show House on FOX. But no matter whether you're a fan or the program or not, you can still get a good kick out of these "House-isms."

1. House-ism: "I'm too handsome to do paperwork"
To use when: Your colleague asks you to file a document.

2. House-ism: "Are you comparing me to God? I mean, that's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree."
To use when: Your boss asks you to do the impossible (again).

3. House-ism: "Check for evil stepmothers. This much sleep usually indicates poison apples."
To use when: You catch your colleague falling asleep at work.

4. House-ism: " It turns out your best judgment is not good enough. Here's an idea: next time, use mine"
To use when: Your boss made a mistake.

5. House-ism: "I hired you because you look good. It's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby"
To use when: Your subordinate asks you why you don't listen to his/her opinion.

6. House-ism: "Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun."
To use when: Someone's been trying desperately to get your attention.

Here are the rest of the "House-isms" for any and every situation ...


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