Wednesday, December 21, 2005

As Seen In Email...

SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

You watch the Weather Channel.

You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'

You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You take naps. (AMEN!)

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

Bonus: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
that doesn't apply to you..........

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