Thursday, June 15, 2006

Top Ten Ways To Get Fired

According to the book, Fire me, please! 101 Ways to Get Fired from Your Miserable Job, these are the Top Ten Ways To Get Fired...
  • Wear an Easter bunny costume and offer the CEO free pictures on your lap.
  • Stroll through the office dressed like a 70"s style pimp. Demand everyone call you "Big Daddy."
  • Show up to work wearing a ninja costume. Try some ninja moves on a client.
  • Wear a fake mustache and convince your supervisor you're a twin brother from France.
  • Dress like "Miserable the Clown" and perform a fake kids show.
  • Wear your underwear on your head. Tell management it's a new way to cure migraine headaches.
  • Dress up like a pro-wrestler and verbally challenge your boss to an office death match for a raise.
  • Dress like a football player and tackle everyone in sight.
  • Dress lik a superhero and call yourself Captain Copier. Defend the office copier from all that is to be copied.
  • Wear a tie without a shirt. Play it off like it's no big deal.
What are your suggestions of sure-fire ways to get yourself fired from your job?


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